all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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