omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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