Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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