haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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