So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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