Already got asked if we're dating
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
