He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
dude. I can hear the air.
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