Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
