I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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