Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
did i just pee glitter
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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