Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
you never un-have a 4some
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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