one two three fourrrrnication!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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