My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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