dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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