i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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