you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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