Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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