what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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