I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
