Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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