isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
