margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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