No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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