That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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