See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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