dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The feeling are messing with the penis
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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