Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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