that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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