I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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