id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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