and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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