some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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