I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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