your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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