Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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