we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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