were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize
