eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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