Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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