I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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