I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, beer. Big fan.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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