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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You were trust falling into bushes
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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