im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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