You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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