i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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