i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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