Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think I sprained my soul last night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
how drunk are you?
Several
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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