they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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