I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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