We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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