Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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